NEW
PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION
The following has been
attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should
run for President one day..
“We the
sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get
along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation
safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free
liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or
any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,
but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just you! You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will
be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right
to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be
more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE
IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the
most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but
we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of
professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes. Get an education and go
to work. …don’t expect everyone else to take care of
you!
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right
to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we’re just not interested in public health
care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right
to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or
kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not
have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce
away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest
of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have
the right to a big screen color TV or a life of
leisure.
A RTICLE VIII: You do not have the
right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help
you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful. (AMEN!)
ARTICLE IX: You do
not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the
right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are
unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you
who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you are
from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came
from! (Lastly….)
ARTICLE XI: You do not
have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was
founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedo m
to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of
persecution The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history,
and if you are uncomfortable with it,
TOUGH!
